CREATIVE LATE BLOOMERS HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: FIVE BOOKS TO CELEBRATE AGING

     Welcome all newcomers to Creative Late Bloomers. I hope you enjoy this blog dedicated to those souls who have found creative success late in life -- in their fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties and even nineties. For my already faithful followers who have been clamoring for their weekly fix of inspiration, I am happy to report that my profiles of creative late bloomers will resume right after the holidays. Promise. Meanwhile for those in need of immediate inspiration -- or for those who are looking for something late bloomerish to put under the tree this Christmas, here are my Five Top Books For Creative Late Bloomers.

                           -- Margo Hammond
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1. THE GRANNY ALPHABET: PART I

 Abecedaries (those A-is-for-Apple-books I loved as a kid) are no longer just for children. British photog Tim Walker, famous for his extravagantly staged fashion shoots, has produced one that is truly grownup and deliciously surreal: The Granny Alphabet, published by Thames & Hudson. When I received my review copy, I was gobsmacked, as the British might say: Elderly models posing as the dearly beloved grannies of our imaginations. All the characters are "entirely fictitious," but we've met them all, from Annie with her cane, sensible black shoes and crocodile bag (a deadringer of Memere, my French grandmother-in-law) to Zelda with her plaid coat and walker (the British call it a Zimmer frame). Kit Hesketh-Harvey supplies clever verses for each letter. Here's the one for Y: Years fly, thinks Yvonne,/Youth flies, too./Yesterday, thinks Yvonne,/I was you.

2. THE GRANNY ALPHABET: PART II

     As if that wasn't enough, Walker offers a second volume in the twinset: another abecedaria, this time featuring drawings of little old ladies by English illustrator, designer and portrait painter Lawrence Mynott that begins "A is for Adventurous, B is for Batty, C is for Chic."

And here's the best part: Walker is donating all proceeds from the sale of The Granny Alphabet to Friends of the Elderly, an English organization that provides residential care, nursing care and dementia care for the elderly.

3. THE 100-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO CLIMBED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND DISAPPEARED

     As this rollicking novel opens, Allan Karlsson is stepping out of the first floor of his nursing home in his slippers to escape the tedious celebrations planned for his 100th birthday. While waiting for a bus to get out of town, Karlsson inadvertently steals a suitcase filled with cash owned by a gang of criminals, setting off a picaresque chase across Sweden. A Zelig-like character, Karlsson is not a stranger to adventures: He has had a lifetime of them, saving the lives of a slew of famous people in the process (not to mention inventing the atom bomb). Originally published in Swedish in 2009 and published in the U.S. by Hyperion Books at the end of last year, The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared is set to be released as a movie in Sweden on Christmas day. Penned by first-time Swedish novelist Jonas Jonasson, the novel has sold more than five million copies in 35 countries.


4.  HARRY LIPKIN,  PRIVATE EYE

     Harry Lipkin at 87 is the world's oldest private detective and star of this whodunit. Harry works out of Miami, carrying a Smith & Wesson snub-nose .38 in the glove compartment of his 40-year-old Chevy Impala, where he also keeps his dentures. This is not a crime novel that you read for the plot, which is lame. You read it for Harry who is one of the most unique characters you'll encounter anywhere. His creator, Barry Fantoni, was a cartoonist and wrote jokes for over 40 years for the British magazine Private Eye. 

5. THURSDAYS IN THE PARK

     Author Hilary Boyd is herself a creative late bloomer (see her Creative Late Bloomer profile at Hilary Boyd: Don't Call It Gran Lit ): In 2011 she published Thursdays in the Park when she was 60 after 20 years of rejection slips. The story she tells in Thursdays in the Park also has an it's-never-too-late theme. A 60-year-old woman in a sexless and unhappy marriage falls for a 60-something man she meets in the park where they both bring their grandchildren every Thursday. The novel became an international bestseller last year when it appeared as an e-book (in Britain, it even outsold Fifty Shades of Grey). The Brits called it Gran Lit, a term Boyd roundly rejects. And no wonder. Her protaganist is no "white-bun, baggy-cardie, specs-toting granny," she insists. Well, she's a granny but a sexy one who learns that it's never too late even for sex. On a roll, Boyd this year published two more novels -- Tangled Lives in February and When You Walked Back Into My Life in October. Tangled Lives is about a woman with three grown children who harbors a secret: At 18 she gave up a baby boy for adoption and now her son wants to make contact. When You Walked Back Into My Life tells the story of a love affair that falls apart and may or may not get rekindled years later.

The 86-Year-Old North Dakota Columnist Who Became an Internet Sensation

     A friend of mine who subscribes to this blog confessed to me that, while she has been enjoying my weekly profiles of late bloomers, she has been a bit intimidated by their grand achievements. Are there no late bloomers, she asks, whose late-in-life successes are within the reach of the ordinary soul?

Marilyn Hagerty

    Perhaps this week's late bloomer fits that bill. As her son says, Marilyn Hagerty never sought celebrity. A woman with an extraordinary work ethic, she simply has been doing her job as best as she can for decades. She is a journalist, but not the flashy kind we are used to seeing on television where style so often trumps substance. Rather she is the old-fashioned kind, the one that doesn't let her own ego get in the way of the story. Someone with a simple and straightforward writing style who is at her best when writing about the ordinary people of Grand Forks, North Dakota.
     The fact that she is an Internet sensation is really not her fault. The fact that her restaurant review of the new Olive Garden in town set the Web abuzz says more about our current cultural obsession with people who are famous for being famous than it does about Hagerty's no-nonesense prose. Her appearance on the Today show, her stint as a guest judge on Top Chef and her book deal with media-superstar Anthony Bourdain doesn't seem to have changed her one iota. She still is meeting those deadlines for her five columns a week at the Grand Forks Herald. At age 86.
      "This is a straightforward account of what people have been eating -- still ARE eating -- in much of America. As related by a kind, good-hearted reporter looking to pass along as much useful information as she can -- while hurting no one," Bourdain writes in his introduction to her just published book Grand Forks: A History of American Dining in 100 Reviews.  "Anyone who comes away from this work anything less than charmed by Ms. Hagerty -- and the places and characters she describes -- has a heart of stone.
     This book kills snark dead."

CREATIVE LATE BLOOMER: Marilyn Hagerty

AGE: 86

LATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Grand Forks: A History of American Dining in 100 Reviews, published in August under Anthony Bourdain's imprint at Ecco Books.

HER CREATIVE LATE BLOOMER STORY
     Marilyn Hagerty, after a longtime newspaper career, became an Internet sensation last year when her mostly positive review of the new Olive Garden restaurant in her hometown of Lisbon, North Dakota, went viral. The piece appeared in "The Eatbeat," her weekly column in the Grand Forks Herald, but soon was linked to sites around the web. The commentary about her writing alternated between snarky comments about such an earnest review of a chain restaurant and applause for her lack of foodie snobbism. "I think they're being rather condescending, but it's OK with me," Hagerty told Kevin Hoffman of Minneapolis' Citypages.com.
     But Hagerty has had the last laugh. In 2012 she received the Al Neuharth Award for Excellence in the Media, named for USA Today and Freedom Forum founder Al Neuharth, a South Dakota native. Hagerty was honored as "a model journalist dedicated to serving local communities through consistently fair, truthful and relevant coverage." Hagerty was the 26th journalist to receive the award, along with Walter Cronkite, Garrison Keillor, Katie Couric, Helen Thomas, Tom Brokaw, Larry King and Charles Kuralt.
      Hagerty, born in 1926, started her newspaper career when she was a high school student, working for the South Dakota Capital Journal. She began writing for the Grand Forks Herald in 1957 when she was 30. Her husband, Jack, was the newspaper's editor. By the '70s she was writing a regular column of personal commentary as well as a column of stories about the city's past. In 1994, she published a collection of those columns: "Echos: A Selection of Stories and Columns." She was 68.
      Now at 86, she writes five columns a week for the Grand Forks Herald, including "That Reminds Me" on Tuesdays for the editorial page, "The Eatbeat" on Wednesdays for the food page and personal columns on Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays.

WE NEVER SAID IT WOULD BE EASY
     "Some people pursue celebrity. Others stumble into it as they are rushing off to bridge club," wrote James R. Hagerty in the Wall Street Journal after his mother achieved national fame. Like his father and mother, James, too, is a working journalist (sister Gail is a judge and sister Carol is a lawyer). What did his mother think about being "mocked all over the Internet"? he asked her. "I'm working on my Sunday column and I'm going to play bridge this afternoon, so I don't have time to read all this crap," he quoted his mother as saying.

"Only a dog understands another dog."

     Hagerty does have plenty to do: She cleans her own house, puts up with a dachshund named Dot.Com (who once took over one of Hagerty's columns to write to her friend, Sasha, pictured here), visits her eight grandchildren and volunteers at church. Oh, and Hagerty has survived breast cancer. She pays her own way at the restaurants she covers so no one can say she does reviews just to get free meals and she doesn't considers herself a food critic. The restaurant reviews are only a small portion of her workload. Her journalistic speciality has always been writing about people, says her son.  And "after 65 years of writing and editing for newspapers in both of the Dakotas, she didn't need to worry about leaving a mark on the world," he points out. "She had already done that. More than a decade ago, she mused in one of her columns that it would be nice to have something named after her. It wouldn't have to be a grand building or a stadium, she wrote. A sewage-pumping station would do. The mayor of Grand Forks eventually complied. Visitors to the town will note the Marilyn Hagerty sewage facility, with a suitably engraved plaque in her honor, on Belmont Road."

Clarabell Demers, 103

AND MEET ANOTHER NORTH DAKOTA WOMAN WHO REFUSES TO QUIT: Three years ago Hagerty interviewed Clarabell Demers, a Grafton, ND woman on her 100th birthday. She was still bowling, Hagerty reported. She had started in her 70s. Last month Hagerty provided an update:
Demers, who is among 53,364 centenarians in the United States, is still bowling on her senior league every Wednesday. She turned 103 on Sunday. "I'm not that good a bowler," Demers said to Hagerty when she was 100, "But they tell me not to quit."